waterproof keyboard

Electric sundial

a health and safety non slip slide for kids (there's one at my local family center!!!)

Spheres

Light that only turns on when in contact with light.

Motion sensing hand soap dispenser. (So you don't have to touch that germey soap pusher)

Anything on Disney channel

The German sense of humour.

Alcohol-free hand sanitizer

The Internet

Google +

A hair dryer for drying your fire.

Communism

low-fat transfat

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battery powered battery charger

Marathon runs for town guards that took an arrow to the knee. Moral: Only those that used to be ex-adventurers like you may apply.

A toilet that grabs your poo

Justin Beibers penis

Microwaveable ice cube tray

fire-proof charcoal

Sporks

Straight mans guide on how to make love to other straight men.

Shredded bread, an alternative to sliced.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!