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those witch trials where they dunk you in water and if you die you are innocent but if you live you were a witch

-A treadmill for people in wheelchairs.

A ball

a chocolate fire alarm

Dehydrated prepackaged water.

You: Fail at life, work and Internet.

Arrow to the knee jokes

school.

Battery-powered Battery

a suitcase to hold your suitcase

Head phones which only connect to your phone

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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A house in leons dad's bum crack that only leon can fit in

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

Screen door on a submarine!

Flavorless Water

Non-toxic insect killer

a battry that runs on batterys

A DVD rewinder.

a waterproof teabag

Powdered water

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