A car whose motor turns itself off after a fatal crash, to save gas. Moral: And Ultimate Marvel vs Crapcom 3: Unless you have hyper ADHD the game will end in a flash.

A speedloader for a speedloader

Bugspray without deet

Flame retartdant firewood.

Scientific notation.

Boomerang RPG

A DVD on how to install a DVD player

condoms which disintergrate when in contact with seman or sperm

Obama.

a book made out of water about water

Misogyny.

Flaming ice cubes.

soy flavored steaks, for those vegetarians who just can't stick with it!

Invisible wig

a high tech device that lets you read this sentence

laws against marijuana

-OK,all now listen to me...all you are going to become a nigga just like me!!! -Are our childreen to become black too? -Yes!!!,even their butts are going to be black!!! -Ohh ,damnit!!! -Hmmm...

two sided toilet paper with tape on one side

Instant water...just add water.

Condom with hole in it

Condoms.

Washable Permanent Marker

Sugar free sugar.

PsP Mini

Pointless Inventions

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