Transparent playing cards

Solar power flashlight that does not charge

adoption

closed caption raido

Corded phone finder

A silencer for tanks...

Penis Shirking Cream

Websites to fix broken computers

The Bible

Big Dig

Rusty Stainless Steel

Crocs-branded Condoms

dvd rewinders

Spermless Penis Eg Justin Bieber , Lord Of Fake Penis'

onesome

PsP Mini

LIES! LIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!! Moral: A great spork is a amazing invention headless network!

My love to you all, haxors, haters, and so on, you are at least all united by your suffering and desire to harm others as hate is all you have. While I love myself so much that I may fall on my knees once in a while, but will always get up. Take care friends and those that deem me a foe alike, I wish you the best, and may all your dreams come true, I love you all from what has been an endless source of compassion ever since I found the true love of my life. Moral: Love your enemies, they need it, and if you are lucky, you may realize they are your foes no more one day... but know that if you expect something back from what you give... you will be disappointed... Take care winners and losers alike, we are humans, and thus winners regardless in my eyes. I would also forgive you, but I do not believe in guilt, so thumb my comments harder than ever! Too bad that trains your body to attain pleasure from hurting... but hey! you are the responsible ones for your choices!

Fücking Trolls *cough* moral

Condoms

Noise Cancelling Sub-Woofers...

HD contact lenses

Religion.

Rebrella Umbrella but gets you twice as wet.

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