School for the retarded .

Rusty Stainless Steel

the power to distinguish powered doughnut fillings after you eat them

Moniters... - WhitePointStar

Star trek convetions with a nerd ban

Female vocal chords

an invisible stop sign

Vegitarian Zombies

.01 inch binder. To keep that paper organized.

Dehydrated water...

Flame Retardant Barbeque Pit

The show Naked and Afriad being sensored

A rubber that doesn't clean

Solar-powered flashlight

This site, but is Fun!!!!!

earphones for the deaf ?

Hairspray filled fire extinguishers.

White Crayons.

Facebook Updates.

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

I completely agree with you guys. Moral: How could such a smooth guy like me ever be pointy?

blankets that make you cold.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!