Artwork that goes for thousands of dollars when a two year old can make something that looks just the same

Clear paint

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

a videogame of you plying GH

Every Holden Motor Car

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Balding kit! Feel like you have too much of that flowy wavy hair? USE THE BALDING KIT! Simply use these pills for two days, and BAM! You are bald forever! Its a known fact that over 20 percent of women find bald men sexy! (which is lower than id like) Special womans edition available! IT is a known fact that bald women freak me out... Moral: Its official I am 30 and am losing hair like it was never there to begin with... While the rest of my body is turning into fucking Hugh Jackman... (that part is fine, but could some of that beefy hair go back to my head? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!)

Barrels

A book on books

DECAF meth....

Quality Apple products.

A concrete trampolene

B.O.

garlic-scented perfume

Rebecca Black.

An underwater sponge

Automatic soap dispensers

2D glasses.

Women's Rights

Urine flavored breath mints

birth control for necrophiliacs

The ability to walk as fast as you can run

A machine that writes pointless superpowers but can only be activated by a weird Japanese person that has a dog wearing a mask and Pokemon with penises.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!