a suitcase to hold your suitcase

Fire alarm with silencer

Sugary Toothpaste

the bible

Automatic soap dispensers

type a hyperlink on a printed sheet

glow-in-the-dark flashlight

A Horsehead network that runs SO FREAKING SLOW, THAT YOU POST SOMETHING AT POINTLESS SUPERPOWERS, AND IT SOMEHOW ENDS UP SIX MINUTES LATER ON THE POINTLESS INVENTIONS SECTION! Moral: He was called standing Bull before he challenged me into a fight!

penetrator 9000

a guitar without strings b

men.

Invisible Stop sign

chairs in a hall ment for stand-up comedy.

a piggy bank that you can't get your money out of.

this site

A solar-powered flashlight

a toilet bowl with one end of a portal just under the seat and another end in the ceiling

Pop music.

Napalm Based Fire Extinguishers

MySpace

Artwork that goes for thousands of dollars when a two year old can make something that looks just the same

A blunt fork

Alcohol with only 18% alcohol in it

Ear-noculars.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!