The scrotum, just put them on the inside.

A bandaid that fixes other bandaids

A phone that sends an electric jolt to your crotch to signal incoming texts. This feature is permanant.

phone sex.

Second-Rate aka déclassé Mc Donalds for those that cannot afford the... high quality stuff??? Moral: Dadasomethingsong not particularly fond of it!

Silk spiderweb pants knitted by the elves.

Sonic 3D... Any of them.

Women

knife that can cut itself

reusable tampons

An app to design pointless inventions

A calculator that can divide by zero.

Your face!

Banana flavoured apples

invisible paint

American Idol on DVD

electric tuba

Justin Bieber

Australian Indoor-Rules Quidditch Sure, great idea to begin with. Might even be fun to play. BUT IT'S POINTLESS IN RETROSPECT, because IT'S A GAME THAT INVOLVES TRYING TO HIT EACH OTHER WITH WOODEN BATS. Seriously.

Wireless Fishing Rod

New Olympic swimming event: 100m doggy-paddle

a sign that says: "house painting at home"

Inflatable anchor

Solar powered windmills

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!