Batery powered batery charger

infectant wipes instead of disinfectant wipes

Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

the Louie the fly mortein mascot (Seriously if you are selling fly spray that is supposed to work why does he keep coming back?)

Banks

Nickelback

reusable toilet paper

Sugar Free Water

Tits on a nun.

Pre Soaked Water

tasteless flavoured water water flavoured water

Pens that can write underwater

Israel

Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Invisible wig

Powdered water

fire-proof charcoal

Strap-ons. < WTF!

A spork? I dont get it! Moral: its pointy!

Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

iPod with built in subwoofer.

Sparkling Vampires. Because that's really what happens to vampires in the son

1 pronged fork and copper napkins

pubic hair

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