Decorative beadwork tongue covers. They do exist.

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A job for a black person.

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bulletproof clay pigeons

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Habanero suppositories

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Powdered water

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christian rock

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1 pronged fork and copper napkins

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An oak frying pan

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License plate cozy

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Trying to spread happiness online. I mean for many of you out there a smile is like lethal poison... But what am I to do? Become one of you to adapt to the internet losers hall of fame? Please... I just need to adjust my sleep from working as a late time bouncer, and Ill be doing something far more productive... Thumb me down haxors... do it hiding, while I am here revealing my true self... and know that I pity you... speaking of lethal poison... let me set you free from your suffering: Moral :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

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Under water diving board.

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Bill Gates

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Wartune (you know the game that makes you believe its porn or "everything a man needs?") Moral: Thumb me down if you must, but think about it for a minute or two before you do so...

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Electric Ladle

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Non-alcoholic vodka

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Chocolate Teapot :)

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a specialized GPS device which always displays the current location of Mount Everest

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A waterproof sponge

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a battry that runs on batterys

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A TV with a remote control attached to it

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Israel

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mesh condoms

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Woman Repellent

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waterproof sponge

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!