Woman Repellent

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A waterproof sponge

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Asthma inhaler leaving you short of breath. (Actual side effect)

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mesh condoms

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waterproof sponge

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www.comparethemeerkat.com

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A Solar Powered Flashlight

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screen door for submarine

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Terrycloth sledgehammer

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Women's rights.

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Bacon scented wetsuit

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Government in Lithuania

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Justin Bieber

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Solar-powered night vision goggles.

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Nut-free Nutella.

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Shampoo based mostly on bacon, excellent for those that want to keep their hair greasy.

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The amazing bacon shampoo, the intellectual nerd with big pingas, and the philosophical "greater levels of suffering" skits are Moral Man originals, so go give them a thumbs ups (unless you already did) Moral: Hahaha I came here to write moral man, but someone else did it before me... I am famous already... yeah... they let me into VIP clubs and Metal Bars and Iron chains and whatever weapon people have at hand... I just ask, can I walk into your Iron bat? And they say "Sure! You are a celebrity after all, who where you again?" Me: Just a horsehead netwo... People: DIE MONSTER! YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD! Me: What is a man! But a miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk (glass breaks) have at you!

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Glow in the dark glowsticks (Glowsticks painted with glow in the dark paint)

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Atheism, because what would be the point in living if there is nothing after?

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Fire retardant gasoline

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infectant wipes instead of disinfectant wipes

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roller coaster loop without centrifugal force

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Justin Bieber's Fans. *Gets Machine gun out*

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Snooki

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Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!