Moral: Writing moral just to catch up for the Kinder post below is just fine. (That you do not see an add here, does mean that there is no add here)

toes

Spearmint-flavored suppository

A screen door for a submarine.

condom with sperm lube

Listing pointless inventions

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

self-propelled push lawn mowers

portable garage door

an oxygen tank filled with carbon monoxide

machine that unplugs itself

Women who can't make sandwiches

Water pistol silencer

Batery powered batery charger

A convertible submarine

An underwater cigarette lighter

Fireproof water

The DMV.

Fake, plastic dummy CD's or DVD's to go in the case when the case is empty. To save that nagging empty space.

A toaster that toasts location aware and burns location specific facts onto your toast. ( V ) |Toast is | | Illegal | | Here |

no-contact masseuse

Lady Gaga's penis.

chemical free vacuum

Mosquitoes.

Pointless Inventions

Sometimes an invention is so useless it's almost hilarious. Check out these pointless inventions and create your own!